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In the noble pursuit of meaningless connections, here are seven reasons that Rob Ford is like the worst snowboard movie you've ever been forced to sit through:
1. Blames bad performance on conditions beyond one's control
(too much powder vs. no powder; ice vs. no-ice)
(too much powder vs. no powder; ice vs. no-ice)
2. A ton of hype with no follow-through.
3. The soundtrack is all wrong.
4. Three quarters of the movie is composed of an ‘epic’ crash reel
5. It's just a buncha bros filming one another getting wasted
7. It’s all been done before by somebody else.
