The Conservative Rap Coalition

Vous ne connaissez ni Drake, ni Kid Cudi ? Vous haïssez l’auto-tune ? Vous trouvez que le rap était ben meilleur dans le temps ? Vous êtes le candidat idéal pour un abonnement platine au CRC. Pour 1,200 $ vous avez droit à :

– A personalized voice-mail message from DJ Premier.
– A bronze plaque with the complete lyrics of the 6 minute version of â??Rock The Bellsâ?? inscribed on it.
– 1 signed photo of the original Flavor Unit.
– An OG Purple Tape, complete with a Sony Megabass walkman.
– A packet of White Owls, Phillie Blunts or Dutch Masters.
– A case of Olde English malt liquor.
– Two copies of â??Peter Piperâ?? on vinyl.
– An original pressing of Main Sourceâ??s Breaking Atoms on CD.
– A can of Rustoleum spray paint.
– 1 Carhartt jacket.
– 2 Champion hooded tops.
– 1 pair of army pants.
– Your choice of a pair of OG LE white leather Air Max 90â??s with black swoosh or classic construction-style Timberlandâ??s.
– A miniature SP-1200 keyring.
– A full-size replica of the Biz puppet from the â??Me & The Bizâ?? video, last seen at the ego trip offices.